The Longest Shortest Time

Call for Audio: Sleep Deprivation Stories

We Need Your Help!

We are looking for stories from YOU for our next episode. Stories about the Most Ridiculous Thing You’ve Done Due to Sleep Deprivation. (This is inspired by a thread started by one of our listeners in our closed Facebook group for mamas, who began her morning by trying to put a contact lens on her nipple instead of her nursing pad. If you’re not a member of the group, join now!)

How to Enter Your Audio

Record a voice memo of yourself on your phone and tell us 1) Your Name (first name is fine) and 2) The Most Ridiculous Thing You’ve Done Due to Sleep Deprivation. Remember, the mic on your phone is on the bottom, so hold that part just under your chin when you speak.

Send your recordings to: hello [at] longestshortesttime [dot] com by Monday, May 19, with the subject line SLEEP VOX.

We’ll be stringing together our favorite entries for the top of the show, just like we did with “Songs You Made Up” in the Provider’s Guide to Quitting.

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