The Longest Shortest Time

Not Even a Little Muffin Top?

It always irks me when entertainment magazines and blogs marvel at celebrities’ ability to lose weight soon after giving birth. What kind of craziness did Celine Dion have to put her body through to look like that for the Oscars? Penelope Cruz at least had the mama boobs and seemed to be hiding something with her dress. But still. Not how most women look after a month. All stuff like this does is make the rest of us feel bad.

Anyone out there got a weight loss story to share? I’d especially love to find an actress, model, dancer, or athlete. Someone who relies on being in shape for their income. But any others are welcome, too.

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