The Longest Shortest Time

Metro Puts Us in Their Top Parenting Podcasts

Metro’s Julia Furlan says we’re one of the three best parenting podcasts out there! As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

MadLib #13

Our podcast is made possible with support by Nick and his daughter Lois, who have struggled with spelunking and have thoroughly enjoyed spelunking. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

Mommy, You Smell Eew

I can remember early on, in my first days at home alone with Sasha, letting out a giant fart. I mean, a real stinker. And her reaction being: nothing. Nothing at all. This is awesome! I thought. I could just let ’em rip without worrying what she’d think or say. That lasted about 3-and-a-half years. […]

Triumph of Motherhood Soundtrack

A soundtrack about being transformed into a mother, by episode #2’s Jessica Hopper.

MadLib #12

Our podcast is made possible with support by Celia Uy and her daughter Cally, who have struggled with learning how to nurse, eye drops and hearing tests, and have thoroughly enjoyed bath time and singing EE-I-EE-I-AWW at the top of their lungs. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from […]

MadLib #11

Our podcast is made possible with support by Allison Sobota and her mother Wanda, who have struggled with keeping on top of the dishes and have thoroughly enjoyed singing along with the radio, eating cheese and peanut butter crackers, and sharing a Dr. Pepper during the hour-long car trip you had to take every day […]

Private Facebook Group is Here!

We’ve started a private Facebook group where you can talk mama shop in a safe environment.

MadLib #10

Our podcast is made possible with support by Aimee and her cat Rizzo, who have struggled with hairballs and have thoroughly enjoyed basking in the sunshine. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.