The Longest Shortest Time

(Realistic) Songs About Babies

We all know the sweet songs about babies. Here are some about what being a new parent (and baby) is really like.

MadLib #112

Our podcast is made possible with support by Hiroko Mameuda and her daughter Nana, who have struggled with leaving Nana at daycare and have thoroughly enjoyed reading books. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

MadLib #111

Our podcast is made possible with support by Jonathan Kiefer and his daughter Molly, who have struggled with existential angst and have thoroughly enjoyed peek-a-boo. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

MadLib #110

Our podcast is made possible with support by Jack Fink and his father Jeremy, who have struggled with clothes that feel funny and have thoroughly enjoyed dance parties. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

MadLib #109

Our podcast is made possible with support by Rhea Pechter and her son Leo, who have struggled with diaper changes and have thoroughly enjoyed having picnics in the backyard. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

EPISODE #33: How Cute! Is He Yours?

When Nicole Blades started a family with a white guy, she knew their kid’s skin color would be lighter than hers. But she didn’t count on people routinely mistaking her for the nanny.

MadLib #108

Our podcast is made possible with support by Allison and her daughter violet, who have struggled with getting rid of cradle cap and have thoroughly enjoyed playing on the playmat. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

MadLib #107

Our podcast is made possible with support by Zoe and her son Selwyn, who have struggled with running in random directions with no regard to roads and have thoroughly enjoyed train rides. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.