The Longest Shortest Time

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Silas from Grand Rapids is hardcore vegetarian…for the most part. Find more clips + record your own in our app. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

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Amber from Seattleā€™s son gave meatloaf a makeover. Find more clips + record your own in our app. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

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August from Kentucky would like a taco with…everything. Find more clips + record your own in our app. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

Sex & Parenthood Won a Silver Trophy!

We knew it was our turn to go up when we heard them play the blowjob clip.

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Lilly from Eugene pours WHAT?! on her marshmallows. Find more clips + record your own in our app. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

Terry Gross on Why She Loves Our Podcast!

Terry Gross is not a mother; she’ll never be a mother. But she says she loves our podcast! Here’s why.

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Kyna from Alaska was afraid she’d have to eat office supplies. Find more clips + record your own in our app. As an Amazon Associate, The Longest Shortest Time earns a small commission from qualifying purchases.

EPISODE #60: The Accidental Gay Parents

One weekend Trystan and his boyfriend were clubbing in Vegas; the next they were steeped in diapers and Legos. The story of how two twenty-somethings became parents. Overnight.