The Longest Shortest Time

If Aliens Saw Your Kids Eating, They’d Be Confused

In our latest episode, we asked you to share pictures of your kids’ strange eating habits with the hashtag #kideaters. Here are our faves from Instagram. Enjoy!

seigemonster says, this is "the day we discovered my boy thrives on chaos"

seigemonster says, this is “the day we discovered my boy thrives on chaos”

Clearly, noorachen's kid does, too

Clearly, noorachen’s kid does, too

Some kids, like arimethia's, double-fist lollipops

Some kids, like arimethia’s, double-fist lollipops

Others, like kdhmiller's, can't hold out for the veggies to be cut

Others, like kdhmiller’s, can’t hold out for the veggies to be cut

bourgeoisbabyllc's baby has invented a new way to use a fork

bourgeoisbabyllc’s baby has invented a new way to use a fork

And corwinc's kids have a new way to eat cereal: take it out of the milk and THEN eat it

And corwinc’s kids have a new way to eat cereal: take it out of the milk and THEN eat it

erinslivelytribe's baby eats ceviche by the handful

erinslivelytribe’s baby eats ceviche by the handful

And this is the SECOND fish eyeball that sweetflypaperoflife's daughter ate that night!

And this is the SECOND fish eyeball that sweetflypaperoflife’s daughter ate that night!

Some kids, like danikasea's, love things like blue cheese, prosciutto, and sprouted mung beans

Some kids, like danikasea’s, love things like blue cheese, prosciutto, and sprouted mung beans

And then there's everett924, who's child knows where broccoli really belongs

And then there’s everett924, who’s child knows where broccoli really belongs

Thanks to everyone who shared. If YOUR kid makes an interesting food concoction, keep posting with #kideaters. We’ll be checking! (We’d LOVE to see things like the marshmallow/maple syrup castle featured in last week’s episode!)

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