The Longest Shortest Time

EPISODE #6: Endangered Sea Turtle, Yum

A vegetarian of 22 years decides that the way to fix her son’s umbilical hernia is to start eating meat.

EPISODE #1: Your Singing Interferes With My Going-To-Sleep Process

A music teacher tries to stop her newborn’s crying with lullabies. Turns out it’s the worst thing she can do.

The Longest Shortest Time

Nine months ago, during the last storm of the snowiest winter in Philadelphia history, my stomach began to gurgle loudly like a draining bathtub. It took about an hour to realize what this meant: my daughter finally wanted out.