The Longest Shortest Time

Call for Audio: What Does Your Pump Say to You?

Does your pump talk to you? Say the same thing over and over? If so, please do these things by Wednesday 9/24 at noon ET. Your submission could wind up on the Longest Shortest Time and New Tech City.

1. On your phone, record (only) the sound of your pump running for 20 seconds. [OPTIONAL: If you are no longer pumping, move on to step 2.]

2. Turn off your pump and record yourself saying the thing that it tells you 5 times.

3. Email the audio clips to hello [at] longestshortesttime [dot] com with the subject PUMP TALK.

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