The Longest Shortest Time

EPISODE #111: Kids Ask Negin Farsad Unanswerable Questions

We did it with Chris Gethard and Lauren Lapkus; this time it’s Negin Farsad’s turn to answer YOUR kids’ weird, unanswerable questions.

Negin is a political comedian who was raised by Iranian immigrants in California. Here she is as a kid with her mom.

In this episode, Negin talks about growing up Muslim in America, and she deftly fields kids’ philosophical questions on creation, bad guys … and a thing about witches that only a kid could imagine.

NOTE: Our podcast is meant for adult ears, but because these questions are asked by kiddos, we figured it was only fair to offer kid-friendly versions of Negin’s answers. If you’re listening with kids, these will fit the bill.

Kid-Friendly Versions of Negin’s Answers


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More Negin Farsad
After hearing this show, you’re gonna want to hear more Negin. Check out her comedic political roundtable podcast Fake the Nation and her book How to Make White People Laugh.

And here’s her TED Talk about her documentary, The Muslims Are Coming: Islamophobia, Extremism, and the Domestic War on Terror.

What’s going on in YOUR kid’s weird little head?
Tell us their questions below; they could wind up on a future show!

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Negin on red background: Ryan Lash

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