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EPISODE #83: How to Parent Like a Clown

A clown reveals the secrets of how to trick your kids out of tantrums. Plus, the magical power of farts.

EPISODE #82: There’s No Place That’s Home

In this update, Wicked makeup artist Christina Tracey talks about settling down after two decades on the road. Plus her recent relapses.

EPISODE #81: The Accidental Gay Parents 4

We pick up where we left off with Trystan and Biff, and their passive-aggressive standoff.

Tell Us Your Weird Parenting Win!

Sometimes the thing that works is not a thing you’d find in parenting books. Okay, most of the time. Share your weird wins and you could wind up on our show!

EPISODE #80: The Accidental Gay Parents 3

Audience faves The Accidental Gay Parents return. This time Trystan is pregnant.

EPISODE #78: Lauren Lapkus Answers Kids’ Unanswerable Questions

Lauren Lapkus fields questions about unicorns, poop, and a well-kept secret about Darth Vader.

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EPISODE #77: Behind Family Lines

Darlene’s childhood dream was to join the military. She didn’t imagine she’d also be raising three children solo.